Blurbotron

THIS is what you fill up my inbox with? THIS? I don’t care if you can spell hoi polloi properly, this is unconscionable, sir! Crease and delist I say. Bring your blorgspot or whatever you call the damn thing, online without annoying those of us Luddites who remand porosity in our flagellants.-Phillip Curry, educator

Tempus Fugit

Oyez

Nothing’s gonna change my world

Today, a month and 30 days after my fortieth birthday, I realize that, when I go, it is getting more unlikely that people will say, “He was too young.” Instead, they will say, “I guess it was about goddamn [...]