Blurbotron

THIS is what you fill up my inbox with? THIS? I don’t care if you can spell hoi polloi properly, this is unconscionable, sir! Crease and delist I say. Bring your blorgspot or whatever you call the damn thing, online without annoying those of us Luddites who remand porosity in our flagellants.-Phillip Curry, educator

Tempus Fugit

Oyez

The Many Colors of Angus Scrimm or: You Can Learn A Lot from a Tall Man

Because I travel in elite circles, I managed to get Angus Scrimm to write something appropriate on my copy of “Phantasm.”