Dear Mr. Bankole,

It is with greatest love of frame and the poltrusion of all that greet I you back. Your letter of 6 April was received by me with the sadness of a life mis-spent up until now and the gladness of something which is glad of things to be glad of financial.

I have never received a letter from a civil servant that has been so solicitous aside from exhortations to appear in court for non-payment of child support. This I tell you with refracted genuineness of which you are the master: 25% of $28,000,000 sure would stop our corrupt government from garnishing my wages at Carl's Jr.!

Did you contact me because my sister's name is also Taiwo Bankole or because you read of my financial acumen in the Van Nuys Check Fraud Leader? Either way, our relationship is well met and I greet your fellow civil servants warmly though I understand it is already warm in Nigeria. I have unfortunately never been to Nigeria but I spent hours with a Lagos set as a child.

This I ask you in strictest confidentiality of a spirit similar to that one of which you are the master:

I will begin setting up a company but will need to borrow monies. Is there a way to advance me a portion of my quarter percentage so that I may set up office space? In America, office space requires an initial outlay of aforementioned monies.

I exulting to await your own reply of which I am the master.

Yours,

Marty Barrett (Taiwo's brother)

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