Voter manipulation
I thought I was pretty decisive in my political stance, but when I arrived at my polling place and found this crying Indian, I knew that my resolve about California Indian Gaming propositions 94-97 would be tested."I'm not sure if I agree with you, Crying Indian," I said.
"No heap deal," he said. "After this gig, I'm Spiderman at the Chinese Theatre."
Once inside, a representative of the old ladies' cabal that rigs all elections looked me over and said (I'm not kidding), "You are Democrat, Yes?"
"Yes, but how did you know?"
"Here is ballot."
Previously: Good Mittance
See also: The Crying Indian Commercial; "Iron Eyes" Cody dies
Labels: los angeles, politics
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by Marty Barrett at Tuesday, February 05, 2008
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