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Marty has a heart of gold. He once told me the story of slapper joe, the ostrich who ate from the ketchup jar with cartoon like precision. He lost a finger for that. Thank you, Marty!-Gabriela, paper connoisseur, Los Angeles

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Children to Arizona: We're not soda

You know, you’ve got to help me out.

Traveling to Arizona, when the California side of the Colorado River is an arctic 99 degrees, and everything to the east is despair and torment and 115 degrees, requires some mental preparation.

It was only recently that Harrison admitted that he was singing “I’m not a soda.” Marisol, on [...]

21st-century screwdriver

I fixed the ringer of my 1972-vintage Stromberg-Carlson rotary phone by employing something called a flathead screwdriver that I was loaned by a local museum of anthropology.

It Does Matter What They Say: Remembering the Easter Earthquake

We were watching Go Go’s videos when the quake struck. It was a 7.2 temblor originating 250 miles south in the exotic country of Mexico.

No Child Left Behind

My children teach me something every day. But they needn’t be so [...]

Irish by any means necessary

I shot this video in the Irish enclave of Dorchester, MA on St. Stephen’s Day, as a seisun band tuned up with a ditty by Celtic icon John Denver.

The children and I spent long hours rehearsing this deft script penned in the wake of the Easter Uprising by James Joyce:

HARRISON
Daddy telephone. Daddy. A [...]

My windshield is anointed by God

God showed His face to my windshield, and by extension, me, today, indicating that He has great plans for us both.

I have not received a parking ticket in the City of Los Angeles since January 12, 2009. It was Chinatown. I didn’t contest it.

“Forget it, Marty,” I said, echoing Boz Scaggs. “It’s Chi-town.”

Nothing’s gonna change my world

Today, a month and 30 days after my fortieth birthday, I realize that, when I go, it is getting more unlikely that people will say, “He was too young.” Instead, they will say, “I guess it was about goddamn [...]

Soggy Notes from the Storm of the Century

Marty Barrett speaks truth to the Storm of the [...]

Horror in Norway

“She would watch while her dogs ate our [...]