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Senor Barrett es el Rey de la Oscuridad.-Alejandra Villareal, Miami

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Nothing’s gonna change my world

Today, a month and 30 days after my fortieth birthday, I realize that, when I go, it is getting more unlikely that people will say, “He was too young.” Instead, they will say, “I guess it was about goddamn [...]

O Captain Trips, My Captain Trips

Standing in line with a thousand other people this morning for my Swine Flu (It’s Not Just for Pigs AnymoreTM) shot, I was struck by how, if only the public health system had been as advanced during the time of “The Stand,” Las Vegas would not have been destroyed by the Trashcan Man’s atom bomb, [...]

I might have killed Pat Morita

This leads me to believe that I have come in to my birthright as of yesterday, and can now kill people just by thinking about them. With great power comes great [...]