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--8.27.2008--

Our far-flung correspondents: But who made God?

Never does one of the great philosophical questions manifest itself in material form as it did in front of my friend Justin Berthelsen's Oakland home.

"What happens when the white one breaks down?" was his question accompanying the picture.

Why, a bigger truck comes along, of course and, in contrast to Zeno's Paradox, the next level keeps getting bigger. Soon the whole Bay Area will have to be scraped onto a world-destroying spaceship in order for San Francisco and environs to be carted off to Hell.

I remember an early discussion about the origin of God ending this way (along with a slap), where there was just no satisfactory answer to be derived from the tools I'd been given (though they seemed to work on anything else).

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Blogger P. Weasels said...

we were figuring on loading the whole assemblage ona flatebd railcar and then driving that onto one of those ferries that can handle trains, but i don't know where it would have gone after that. i am humbled that your vision is so much clearer than my own.

28/8/08  

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