Marilyn Manson is still alive
Recently I went out of a Saturday evening in Hollywood and returned to find my car plastered with show fliers. I wondered: Are people driving Honda products with Red Sox fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror the target demographic for Marilyn Manson's promotions organization? Yes.
Marilyn Manson is reaching out to Honda drivers in particular. Next he will focus on RV parks, children's burn units, and the AARP. I take some comfort in knowing that Manson is growing older with me and that we are taking this journey together.
Thanks Marilyn Manson!
I wonder how he will address my late life speech defect in his song stylings?
Labels: age, los angeles, pop




2 Comments:
You know, Marilyn Manson is going to be the "James Brown" of our times, except his music isn't going to be as interesting.
I can't wait until he reaches out to the overweight, middle aged soccer moms in the suburbs of Austin!!
You slay me.
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