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--12.27.2007--

Hard luck turducken

The turducken was one of the greatest successes I have ever experienced, despite a rocky start in which FedEx failed to deliver it overnight from Louisiana and I had to go to their facility in downtown L.A. and wait, literally in a cage, while others berated employees about not receiving Canadian medications in time for Christmas.

The birds comprised a Fowly Trinity of Yuletide Tastiness, though I was surprised to see that the 12-lb. hy-bird was supposed to feed 44 people in servings of 5.5 ounces. I seem to recall that people with stomach staples can only accommodate about five ounces of material in their newly svelte guts, so perhaps a lot of people on the bayou have had that surgery.

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