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--10.08.2007--

Rejected by Space

Probably because the coffee was free and because the Internet Lounge was very air conditioned, I drank a lot of it to keep warm. But I was also a little punchy, having been given some grave news.

Above the coffee station a TV was playing, and one of the commercials featured this exact quote selling an eat-what-you-want diet program:
"If I wanted pre-packaged meals I would have chosen to be an astronaut."
"Really? Do they have fat astronauts?" I asked aloud, and turned to see that much of the waiting room was a little overweight.

"Shut up shut up shut up," I said to myself.

Previously: Ask Space

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2 Comments:

Blogger group 3 project said...

If you take it across the border to a Mexican Honda dealership, could you save any money? (not accounting for gas, time, and snack costs to get there and back)

9/10/07  
Blogger Libby said...

you shoulda said "shut up shut up shut up you fat fuck."

13/10/07  

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