Report: Rapture didn't happen
As I was assured on the subway in March, The Rapture was supposed to happen tonight at 7 p.m. (PST). This evening at the appointed time I had just bought a bottle of gin and was driving down Los Feliz (The Happy) Boulevard."Where's The Rapture?" I asked at 7:02.
"Where's The Rapture?" I asked at 7:30.
"Where's The Rapture?" I asked at 10:00.
I guess it's not happening. I'd better start drinking. I'm never going to trust the L.A. subway system again.
Previously: Mark (Matthew, Luke, John) your calendars
See also: The Los Angeles subway system
Labels: alcohol, los angeles, the apocalypse
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by Marty Barrett at Saturday, July 07, 2007
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