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--6.18.2007--

Sneaking up on Simon Bolivar

I was in San Francisco this weekend and encountered Simon Bolivar, liberator of Venezuela, Panama, Peru, Ecuador, and Bolivia astride his horse in front of City Hall.

"Hey, Simon," I said. He kept looking the other way.

"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Simon, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Simon. Look over here. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Simon."

Finally I got tired.

"You look like Abraham Lincoln," I said.

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