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--4.10.2007--

Nomah

I went t'tha Dodgaz game tuhnight. Theyuh wa fawty thousand people thayuh but the place still looked empty, even though it was 8,000 mowah people than could fit in Fenway kid.

I was talkin tuh this kid about Spaceman Bill Lee 'n' Cahlt'n Fisk. I was like, "I was at tha fuckin' ayuhpaht in San Francisco 'n' they gut a section 'a' chayuhs dedicated tuh Eck."

I hadn't seen Nomah Gahciaparrar since he was with the Red Sox, an' it was good to see that his OCD had abated.

Dodga Stadium is awesome, but it's no Fenway. Pahkin' cost 15 bucks, seven Dodga Dogs cost $38.50, fowah beeyaz 'n' two Cokes cost $49, an' ah tickets in left field wuh 40 bucks each chief fuh me 'n' this kid Brian 'n' this Spanish kid Alx 'n' this kid Eric. Altogetha it was about $260 ta watch the Dodgaz stomp the Rockies on theyuh secind home game.

When th' announcah called First Base I was like "FUCKIN' NOMAH" and everybody in the stands stahted wavin' theyuh Dodga dishtowels. It was weeyud.

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