Building self esteem, one child at a time
"Although some may disagree, the kids halloween costume is a very funny idea for those seeking to be unique for Halloween this year," reads the description for this $50 toilet costume you can put on your child.I would find the motives of parents who be-crapper their children suspect.
"This year you're going to be a toilet."
"But why?"
"Because you are a disappointment to us."
"Oh."
I can imagine the Toilet Models Needed ad that ran on craigslist for this product.
I assume that the toilet bowl is where the trick-or-treat loot goes, too, so future bulimics have the early opportunity to fish candy out of the john.
It takes something like this to make me wonder about the ashtray costume I had to wear until I was ten.
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by Marty Barrett at Wednesday, October 18, 2006
4 Comments:
The kid looks borderline retarded. Plus, the photo looks just as touched.
I had that costume when I was a kid. My mom said it was funny and better that the Mr.T outfit I really wanted. I cried myself to sleep and when I awoke my drunk father was pissing on me. Thanks for sending me back to therapy Mr. Barrett!
Holy crap.
Now that was a funny blog...
But I disagree with you.. this is more realistic expectations than my SPIDERMAN costume...
At least this kid knows he can CRAP.. .I still can't climb walls.. or even kiss hot chicks upside down for that matter.
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