Pandas are not your friends
...neither are killer whales. I have it on good authority that ducks, elves, and the color turquoise are also bastards.Zhang Xinyan, the Chinese migrant worker whose affection was violently spurned by Gu Gu, a six-year-old panda residing at the Beijing Zoo, should have known better.
"Pandas have been jerks since the time of the ancient astronauts," said Dr. A.J. Ferntlnr, professor of Panda Studies at McGill University. "One put the moves on my wife at a faculty party."
Xinyan, drunk on three pitchers of beer, later kicked Gu Gu, who had bitten his leg.
"Oh, he should have totally kicked that panda," Ferntlnr remarked. "I would have also punched him in his snout, beak, whatever."
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by Marty Barrett at Wednesday, September 20, 2006
1 Comments:
Pandas are just racially confused. They are not all white, they are not all black...and they stink. maybe they should just realize that they're mexican.
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