The face of anal leakage
It really is a larger project than this MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant allows me to tackle, but the random clip-art faces that help advertise some of our nation's most sensitive products always fill me with reassurance.The above couple appears on the Cialis site. He is sharp and rugged-looking. She appears frail, but game. The message? Please Emmylou Harris until it is your time, too.
This woman appears on a page explaining Plan B, the emergency contraceptive that is about as expensive as flowers and some chocolate. Plan B, a contraceptive not an abortifacient, should not be confused with RU-486, a Van Halen album.
Word on the street is that Barry Bonds tried injecting hemorrhoids, too, but if this image is any indicator, girls who need Plan B are also prime candidates for 'roids.
Olean is the manufacturer of Olestra, the fat substitute that has been known to cause embarrassing anal leakage. Notice how none of these fun-loving folks is shown below the waist?
Finally, this helpful customer service representative can help you or a loved one with shameful ear mites.
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by Marty Barrett at Monday, August 28, 2006
3 Comments:
There is nothing wrong with having irritable vowel syndrome.
I will say my A's and O's when I please. Not when they tell me to.
Embarrassing anal leakage? I like the other kind better; the kind you don't have to be ashamed of.
You're right, inkwell. I just flung my adult undergarment into traffic; I won't be ashamed anymore.
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