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--7.17.2006--

Priorities

I went to the set of a movie the other day in which the scene called for a drug deal to go awry.

"What's in the cocaine bags?" I asked the director.

"We can't tell you," he said, then told me some story about Al Pacino on a film set also not revealing what was in the cocaine bags.

I waited until he left the room.

"What's in the cocaine bags?" I asked the production assistant.

"Powdered sugar," she said, cleaning up the mess, "and we have to shoot this four more times today."

3 Comments:

Blogger Addicted to Carl said...

was it a dirty movie set?

18/7/06  
Anonymous marty barrett said...

You and your dirty movies. When will I meet a woman who isn't gutter gutter gutter all the time? Is it possible in your limited worldview that cocaine might be strewn all over the floor in a non-porn film? Don't you know how difficult it is to get cocaine out of your parts?

18/7/06  
Blogger bavikati said...

Answer the question.

20/7/06  

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