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--6.15.2006--

Competition

My daughter already has better teeth than I do.

"What's with the teeth?" I asked.

"What?" she said.

"You think you're better than your old man??"

"Whatevs," she said.

"Don't give me your MySpace talk. That doesn't work around here."

"Would you rather I texted you?" she asked.

"No."

"OK then."

"Nice teeth."

"Nice face."

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