I always give you my money
The impending divorce of Sir Paul McCartney and his wife of four years, Heather Mills, is sad enough without clever headline writers trotting out obvious lines from the Beatles catalogue, like "We Can Work it Out" or "Will You Still Need Me...When I'm 64?"As I, too, was once married to an amputee and landmine enthusiast, I think the situation merits greater respect and deeper cuts from the McCartney canon:
- McCartney, Wife to No Longer Do It in Road, Anywhere
- Beatle Net Worth After Alimony: "I'm Coming down Fast but I'm Miles Above You"
- Mills: "Macca, Boy, This Is a Showdown."
- McCartney: "Who Knows How Much I Love You?" Mills: "About $200 Million"
- McCartney: "What Would You Say If I Sang Out Of Tune?" Mills: "Um, 'I Want A Divorce?'"
- Now It Looks As though Former Beatle Is Here To Pay
- Some More Lonely Nights for McCartney
- Sir Paul To Heather: Don't Make It Bad
- Mills to Hop Away from a Fool with His Money
- McCartney: "Maybe I'm Amazed At the Way I Leave You (with A Quarter of My Estate)"
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by Marty Barrett at Thursday, May 18, 2006
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