Master of the Unwashable
Because I am an industrial-strength person, I recently acquired a weapons-grade washing machine.The device has an interesting pedigree.
It once belonged to Siegfried and Roy before the latter was savaged by a white tiger. While this washing machine is very good with colors, apparently it is not good separating whites from Roy.
Our pal Robyn, a costume designer for cats and Christians as well as Siegfried and Roy, parted with it. I also married Robyn at one time.
Did you know that the magicians were collectively known as "SARMOTI" - which means "Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the Impossible"?
I will have my name legally changed to MBMOTU. That way I can also appear credible when I reply to Nigerian Internet scams.
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by Marty Barrett at Thursday, March 23, 2006
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