Quarters up
I assume this is a Photoshopped picture but, like James Frey's A Million Little Pieces, it illustrates a larger truth.(I don't believe that about A Million Little Pieces, actually, but I think a great way to defend a lie is to say "it illustrates a larger truth". For example:
Q. Did you run over my dog?
A. No.
Q. Yes you did.
A. The reason I initially denied it was because I also ran over your cat.)
But back to our President. When I worked at McDonald's when I was 15 (forged working papers - they illustrated the larger truth that I had to get out of the house), the crew was instructed to scrape the Quarter Pounders and buns off the grill heel first, because the bottom piece of bread was flat and the special sauce could be applied on the underside of the meat rather than on top, so that the burgers were originally presented upside down.
I continue eating hamburgers upside down to this day.
Also, my daughter talks on her Fisher Price phone in a similar way to this picture, and I completely trust her with our country's nuclear arsenal.
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by Marty Barrett at Thursday, February 09, 2006
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