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--11.13.2005--

Pre-natal squatting

Since we're all fabulously rich and buy whatever we want, it is often difficult getting presents for special occasions. One such occasion was the recent baby shower of my friends James and Antoinette.

They are about to sprout a son, tentatively titled Noah Boston Levine.

I made the fetus a website to avoid awkward identity isssues later on. Other than bartending services, this is perhaps the only individualized gift I'm capable of giving (personalized CDs, once the catch-all of any gift-giving season, have become, due to their ease of manufacture, cheap. This is not my sentiment, but that of Congress, which unanimously resolved that opinion last term).

We're looking forward to young Noah's arrival in early December. We're hoping to drive some pre-natal traffic to the site to start an affiliate program, etc.

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