Horrors
Halloween passed without a recurrence of the murder that happened in our building this time last year. The new tenant of the haunted apartment, Ian, made sure to be uncharacteristically social for the weekend, getting the hell out of his accursed apartment four nights in a row.Silverlake friends suggested having a kooky seance. Ian reminded them, "but I'm the one who has to sleep there." They had the seance elsewhere, calling to ask things like, "The Ouija Board is apelling out 'I will asphyxiate the upstairs tenant.' Does that mean anything to you?"
Marisol was visited by the Reaper, who said he'd see her again some time around her 105th birthday.
We gave out candy to about 30 kids. It was my first time giving out candy in at least ten years. One girl came as a Ghetto Princess.
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The Reaper also visited our neighbor, Armo, saying, "Learn to fucking park."(I just fixed the following link):
I determined to spend my life developing technology that would scare people cheaply.
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Our friend Alicia bequeathed us some catnip bubbles to torment Jonah.
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by Marty Barrett at Tuesday, November 01, 2005
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