Crawl, Walk
ACI walked across the floor for me on September 22. No camera or other living individual witnessed this. TAARG was appropriately impressed and weepy, but when the walking did not repeat itself for several weeks, Rebecca began to use language like, "Well, Marty says he saw her walking in September, but..."On Halloween weekend Marisol began walking in earnest, possibly due to spectral influences emanating from the carpeting. She still finds it more convenient to crawl or, if in need, levitate.
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Speaking of crawling, Rebecca finished her acclaimed run of Crawl, Fade to White this weekend. It's great to have her back. Now I will have time to campaign for a Supreme Court appointment.
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by Marty Barrett at Monday, November 07, 2005
1 Comments:
Congratulations to Rebecca! I heard her performance was so amazing and phenomenal from my two undercover agents. I am sorry I missed it.
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Congratulations to you, Marisol! Finally you decide to let the world know that indeed, you can walk and your father is not a madman!
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Congratulations to you, Marty for evaluating the circumstances of Carol's indecent return to television and exposing the lies to the tabloids!
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