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--10.22.2005--

Why can't Firefox be Safari?

I have mostly switched to Firefox to post to my various websites. Do you care?

I hate Firefox. It has the hype:payoff ratio of Oasis, but it has all the time-saving tools to add HTML that Safari doesn't.

But Firefox is aesthetically unpleasant. It's all table-y and thick. Firefox should be called Looks-Like-Ass-fox.

When will Safari add those features? This is the best time for all the blurkers on this site to come to my aid. (I know who you are.)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. It's like being with a new girlfriend and you realize you like the old one more. Only this browser dosen't cry and stalk you.

25/10/05  
Anonymous mavervorl said...

I have plenty of stalkers, but I don't understand your comment. Could you explain?

Are you saying that the ex-girlfriends are the ones who cry and stalk you and THAT'S why you like them more? Or that the new girlfriends cry and stalk you once you've dumped them for the old ones?

25/10/05  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new girlfriends cry and stalk you once you've dumped them for the old ones.

26/10/05  

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