Wanna go to a gargage sale?
Gargage is the residue you spit out of your mouth after flushing it with Scope or Listerine, and apparently there is going to be some kind of celebrity gargage party this weekend. I wonder what sort of things the rich and famous keep in their mouths?I was driving up Highland Ave. the other day when I spotted this sign, and thought, "Five years in Hollywood, and just now do I find a gargage sale?" This is very exciting. I hear that W.C. Fields would rinse whole office sets from his mouth, while Norma Shearer would keep dainty things, like gingko leaves and de-boned fish.
I plan to go. I hope I'm not too uncouth or starstruck when I ask things like, "Is it true Harry Houdini gargled the Lindbergh Baby?"
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by Marty Barrett at Thursday, October 13, 2005
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