Bloodletting
For the past week or so I have been having some pretty vivid nightmares (one of which, involving ghosts, will make an excellent screenplay). Saturday I had a painful headache. "What is wrong with my mind?" I wondered, taking care not to say it out loud lest someone pipe in with an opinion.Sunday morning I proceeded to hack my middle finger with a cleaver whilst chopping onions for my family's breakfast. The arterial spray, in a cinematic 24 fps, covered the walls and frightened the cat.
But my headache disappeared and I've been sleeping soundly ever since.
Next week I'm going to work on my feet.



2 Comments:
That are some great articles and cool homepage.......Regards from Denmark
Are you writing for some magazine or newspaper as well? I really like your homepage and humour. Keep it up....!
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