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--8.29.2005--

Bloodletting

For the past week or so I have been having some pretty vivid nightmares (one of which, involving ghosts, will make an excellent screenplay). Saturday I had a painful headache. "What is wrong with my mind?" I wondered, taking care not to say it out loud lest someone pipe in with an opinion.

Sunday morning I proceeded to hack my middle finger with a cleaver whilst chopping onions for my family's breakfast. The arterial spray, in a cinematic 24 fps, covered the walls and frightened the cat.

But my headache disappeared and I've been sleeping soundly ever since.

Next week I'm going to work on my feet.

2 Comments:

Blogger Sara said...

That are some great articles and cool homepage.......Regards from Denmark

23/6/06  
Blogger Sara said...

Are you writing for some magazine or newspaper as well? I really like your homepage and humour. Keep it up....!

23/6/06  

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