Filthy Animals
As you well know, I revel in a peaceful domestic coccoon, where I never get sick, I never get older, and I won't ever die.That is why I am sometimes shocked by the behavior of the beasts I keep.
Since the arrival of my daughter, TAARG's neutered cat, Jonah, has developed a fetish for a few of her toys, which he will carry around in his mouth, meowing plaintively, and then mount.
These are children's toys.
At first he would be filled with shame and try to hide his deeds, but he has grown more brazen lately. Here you see Roswell looking on, horrified, as Jonah molests a teddy bear in broad daylight. A teddy bear that has been ruined for my daughter, by the way.
Each night we have to stash the pungent teddy bear and wind-up rabbit or Jonah will prove his depravity on them. I'm sure that one day he's going to kidnap one of them and take it to Mexico.
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by Marty Barrett at Sunday, July 31, 2005
2 Comments:
Punchy, also neutered, has an affinity to hump the leg of none other than ms. jessica hopkins. I suppose that at least, he has good taste.
I guess I'd have to try that myself. I notice that animals and babies get away with the most scandalous things.
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